A Very DIE HARD Christmas

theatre unleashed · Ages 17+

flashing lights

High above the city of L.A….

a team of terrorists has seized a building, taken hostages, and declared war. One man has managed to escape. An off-duty cop hiding somewhere inside. He’s alone, tired, and he doesn’t like Christmas.

Come get a little seasonal cheer as Theatre Unleashed brings back one of its most popular shows for the Holidays! Action, humor, Professor Snape taking people hostage, singing, dancing, the guy from Family Matters, guns, puppets, explosions, the EPA guy from Ghostbusters getting punched in the face, Christmas miracles and familiar holiday friends galore. Maybe even an appearance by the legend himself, Santa Claus!

This is much more than a stage version of the holiday classic, it’s parody at its best.

Yippee Ki-Yay, Father Christmas! 

Accolades for Previous Productions 

  • Winner – The 2018 Fringe Award for Best In Comedy
  • Stage Raw Recommended
  • WOW! – StageSceneLA 

Cast


thomas mcnamara 

john mcclane

kate shaefer 

holly gennaro

richard piatt 

hans gruber

mitch lerner 

karl / yukon cornelius

pip lilly  

argyle / thornburg / douche terrorist

sam brock 

al the snow cop / theo / schnell terrorist

Production Team


erin moore 

production manager

veronica matthews 

assistant director

hannah cairo 

production stage manager

soda persi 

choreographer

j. anthony mccarthy 

fight choreographer

jenn crafts 

props & costume design

Creators


josh carson 

writer & creator

brad erickson 

writer & creator

andy rocco kraft 

writer & creator

mike mayket 

writer & creator